Brain malfunction

Why is it so stuffy and hot here in the reading room? Is it all this academia that is strangling the air particles and leaving us gasping for air? Why am I writing a meaningless blog entry about something like this? Maybe its the same academia that's getting to my brain cells and sufforcating them one by one until I have not one single clear thought in my head. I should have studied to be a car mechanic. Or maybe a speed ice skater.